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The Amazing Adventure of a Cleric Named Eric

Cheese7710

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Many months ago, a Pathfinder character was created. He was a human, had blue eyes, brown hair, and his name was Eric the Cleric. Now, Eric worshiped the god Cayden Cailean, known as the "Lucky Drunk", the "Accidental God", and the "Drunken Hero" (Click here if you want to know more about him, but I'll try to mention anything that has relevance to this tale.) Eric wielded Cayden's favored weapon, the rapier, and followed in his footsteps by sharing in his love of wine and ale. Eric was chaotic good, loved adventure, and stopped tyranny wherever it showed up.

One fateful day, Eric was given a high paying job offer from a rich mining company, which he accepted without reading the fine print. Eric later found out that not only does the mine not allow drinking, but it didn't allow in religious worship! Eric then attempted to punch the noble elf who hired him only to be shocked to unconsciousness.

Eric woke up in miner's garbs and a pickaxe on his side. It was here he discovered that most of the miners were slaves! Eric couldn't stand for this, and yelled at the guards, demanding his fellow slaves stand by him in combat (which barely worked). Together, they took down the guards, and grew in numbers, where all 25 miners were in on the revolt. However, while the others were looking for the exit, Eric encountered the warden, who promptly whacked Eric in the face with a warhammer. Eric fell unconscious again...

Eric had spent 3 days in a solitary cell, which in that time (due to some very bad rolls) he had acquired multiple personality disorder. his friends (an elf wizard, a half-elf fighter, and a half-elf paladin) later rescued him. However, his new personalities would cause havoc for the group, as one thought he was a pirate, and could only use pirate, relate gear, and the other was like Eric, but was insanely racist against elves (which, looking at my team, you could see how that was an issue.)

Sadly, this is as far as Eric's tale goes for now. The DM cancelled the campaign, and Eric has all but vanished from the mind of those playing that. However, soon I plan on bringing him back, the Return of Eric the Cleric 2016!
 
I love Pathfinder, so many lulz were had in the games i've played (currently running a Halfling Urban Druid who specializes in being the Master of Disguise)
 
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