Audi
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You sir, are a demigod, and shall be worshipped as such.What do you think she's doing? This is me we're talking about.
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You sir, are a demigod, and shall be worshipped as such.What do you think she's doing? This is me we're talking about.
Let us gyrate on the throne of the ancients with panache.Excellent. I knew it was only a matter of time.
Did you know I also have seven abdominal muscles? Yes that's right. Not six, not eight, but seven.
Fear me.
We shall strike fear into the hearts of the mortals with our sensual Safety Dance.We shall commence thrusting in the most provocative manner.
Our oscillating loins shall control THE WORLDAll mankind shall quake to the beat of our pelvic pirouettes.
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This pleases Vorsprung in vaguely prostatal ways.His Royal Stripliness is pleased, but would prefer to bask in glory with his fellow demigod, the Lord of the Thrust. It is as nature intended.