Corrupt-A-Wish

[Tinselteeth]

Welcome to the Corrupt A Wish Foundation, where we do our best to make your life MISERABLE! This game is very simple: the person above you makes a wish and you grant it, but in such a way that the wisher's life now sucks. After corrupting the previous person's wish, make a wish the rest of us can corrupt!

Example:
Person A: I wish I had a million dollars!
Person B: Granted, but you drown in 100 million pennies. I wish I had a chest full of diamond blocks.
Person C: Granted, but griefers walk off with the chest and its diamond. I wish I was king of the world.

And so on...

Anyway, let's get things started!
Remember: Make the last person's wish go haywire, then make a wish of your own.

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[DutchCheese]

Welcome to the Corrupt A Wish Foundation, where we do our best to make your life MISERABLE! This game is very simple: the person above you makes a wish and you grant it, but in such a way that the wisher's life now sucks. After corrupting the previous person's wish, make a wish the rest of us can corrupt!

Example:
Person A: I wish I had a million dollars!
Person B: Granted, but you drown in 100 million pennies. I wish I had a chest full of diamond blocks.
Person C: Granted, but griefers walk off with the chest and its diamond. I wish I was king of the world.

And so on...

Anyway, let's get things started!
Remember: Make the last person's wish go haywire, then make a wish of your own.

I wish I had a million dollars.

congrats, but they fall on your head at the same time

i wish i had more class instead of swag

 

[rsmv2you]

https://www.team9000.net/threads/how-about-another-game-of-corrupt-a-wish-d.11016/

 

[kingjok3r]

https://www.team9000.net/threads/how-about-another-game-of-corrupt-a-wish-d.11016/

duplicate threads..

 

[Cheese7710]

C'mon. Those threads died out and this one's not.

congrats, but they fall on your head at the same time

i wish i had more class instead of swag

Granted, but your classes are all about killing you.

I wish that I could spontaneously combust on command and be immune to fire.

 

[Nic1234]

C'mon. Those threads died out and this one's not.


Granted, but your classes are all about killing you.

I wish that I could spontaneously combust on command and be immune to fire.

Granted, but you accidentally sat on your "automatically combust" button, and died.

I wish I could make objects that I think of appear right infront of me.

 

[DutchCheese]

C'mon. Those threads died out and this one's not.


Granted, but your classes are all about killing you.

I wish that I could spontaneously combust on command and be immune to fire.

that's not the kind of class i meant

 

[Patchouli]

Granted, but you accidentally sat on your "automatically combust" button, and died.

I wish I could make objects that I think of appear right infront of me.

Granted, but you think of a chainsaw.

I wish I had no more allergies

 

[Cheese7710]

Granted, but you think of a chainsaw.

I wish I had no more allergies

Granted, but your body, being not used to the sudden change, shuts down.

I wish I could be revived if I die.

 

[Patchouli]

Granted, but your body, being not used to the sudden change, shuts down.

I wish I could be revived if I die.

Granted, but no one revives you
:foreveralone:

I wish I had a teleporter

 

[Nic1234]

Granted, but no one revives you
:foreveralone:

I wish I had a teleporter

granted, but you teleport to a bad place

I wish I could make funnier responses.

 

[Cheese7710]

granted, but you teleport to a bad place

I wish I could make funnier responses.

Granted, but you just sold your soul for them >

I wish I wasn't :foreveralone: on LittleBigPlanet 2

 

[digitalzombie]

Granted, but you're friends will leave you study for their Final Exams.

I wish I was god.

 

[rsmv2you]

Granted, but you're friends will leave you study for their Final Exams.

I wish I was god.

Granted, but there can only be one god and Vorsprung/Rsmv/Beese/Thee_pro/Thegurw already claimed such a position. (Fuck logic.)

I wish I were a pony.

 

[TheGurw]

Granted, but there can only be one god and Vorsprung/Rsmv/Beese/Thee_pro/Thegurw already claimed such a position. (Fuck logic.)

I wish I were a pony.

Granted, but you end up as one of these ponies instead:

I wish I didn't have to wash the dishes piled up by my sink.

 

[Kerzyte]

Granted, but there can only be one god and Vorsprung/Rsmv/Beese/Thee_pro/Thegurw already claimed such a position. (Fuck logic.)

I wish I were a pony.

Granted, but you're NOT a my little pony.
I wish I had more wishes

EDIT: Ninja'd...

 

[digitalzombie]

Granted, but you're NOT a my little pony.
I wish I had more wishes

EDIT: Ninja'd...

Granted, but you'll waste them in vegas, years later.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Patchouli]

Granted, but you'll waste them in vegas, years later.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, all of existence becomes nothing.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted

 

[TheGurw]

Gran-.....son of a.....
...

Granted, but suddenly the impossible happens and I accidentally the universe by dividing by zero.

I wish I could actually divide by zero.

 

[rsmv2you]

Granted, but suddenly the impossible happens and I accidentally the universe by dividing by zero.

I wish I could actually divide by zero.

Granted, but you just responded to a non existent comment making your wish impossible to the possible of being impossible to a impossible none existent wish.

I wish for my post to make sense.