(Hory shet, near-annual blog revival)
Despite my desire to be in here somewhere, I have never found time for a life or family. I'm too busy managing and fighting alongside vast legions of eternals who try their hardest to keep the balance in each universe. It's... very exhausting.
You do not want my job.
Maybe I could be X family member who's away in a super-secret military organization? Just a suggestion.