bbgunshot
Well-Known Member
Let's get frisky, the stench is unbelieveable.
In other words, welcome! I trust everything's cresent fresh? No? Then we still have a problem.
M'name's Vorsprung, and let me just say, you've made the right choice comin' here.
Why? Two words. Vor-sprung. Technically, that's one, but hey, more fun.
But in all non-seriousness, this place is great, and I wholeheartedly usher you into this club. If you're British, then that's jolly good, as I can procure whimsical speech patterns that parody that of what most people assume Britons to be. Spiffing! Also, ConroD's a chav, so get'cha Burberry on.
It's a 2-fer-1 sale! More, in fact; we've got some beautiful '09 Forum Chablis with a lovely fragrant aftertaste. Also, ponies. They make you puke and bleed internally. TOTALLY WORTH IT.
And don't worry about me, as I'm our resident trolling BAMF. So, need I say more?
Survival and shit! Party on!
This is my most random welcome yet, and it's fucking rad.
Enjy-oooy yourself!
o.o